This is the moment I fell in love with Bilbo. Because I understand this expression to the depths of my soul.
opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples
everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant
this is why i have trust issues
I hope I reincarnate into Beyoncé
If this were a real thing, I would be doing it right now.
Huh, that seems like a very useful tutorial. But… Does it work with women? It would be really useful for crossplaying.
Let’s give it a try. Fortunately, I have some spare “Man Soap” with me.
I can’t wait a full minute-!! It tingles too much-!
Huh… A nice stubble. That’s what I get for cleaning too soon…
But I can always try adding a package FULL OF BACON~! I wonder if that will have any effects really…
HOLY MOTHER OF ODIN-
YOU OVERDOSED ON BACON
"talk dirty to me"
u know what the worst thing about being a girl is… is when another girl asks u for a hair tie, but its ur last one, but u can’t say u don’t have one because she knows its on ur wrist, so u give it to her, and then she says “oh i’ll give it back!” knowing damn well she won’t, and u sit there sad because now you have to go buy another pack of hair ties that u know ur gonna lose by the end of the month
Tips on Studying
*open a book*
*read the first sentence*
*understand it very well*
*then slowly close your eyes*
"To all the women who silently made history"
I will never get over how badly she won that one.